Monday 4 May 2020

More Women's College Shenanigans! (1)

Suede-O is happy to reveal that several recently departed inmates from the infamous Evil HCT Empire have sent in their end-of-term reports. And what great reading they make! I sincerely hope - nay, expect - that you will ALL agree!

Report Number 1.
So what would I have done if I had known what a sham HCT is? Well, I guess there are a few things. 

For instance, if I’d known how badly the teaching staff were overloaded with courses and pointless committees, were expected to work free overtime, and would never be consulted on a single matter concerning the teaching processes and outcomes, I guess I would have stayed at home. If I’d been told that my teaching and my students’ learning would suffer from large class sizes and a woefully inexperienced local managers, I would have said: “Hey! But I’m a highly-qualified faculty member with years of international experience! How can you guys be so amateur and incompetent?” If I’d been able to foresee how the senior management micro manage the college(s) and have a total lack of international experience at the highest levels, I would have rolled my eyes in dismay and mumbled a thousand curses under my breath. If I had been aware that way too many alumni had been hired, that they lack the correct attitude and have absolutely no experience in education or industry (or any working situation at all), I probably would have wet my pants laughing at how anybody could have expected to run a tertiary education system with such low caliber employees. Had I been told that the vast majority of female students here have embedded prima-donna attitudes, are accustomed to being clearly spoiled and extremely lazy, then I would have said to myself: it must be HCT!

Caveat emptor: I have not seen a single experienced international faculty member stay at this HCT branch for more than a couple of years; they soon get burned out attempting to give a high  quality education to ungrateful female students who cheat on a large scale and are always supported by their ‘cousins’ in the administration and management. Any self-respecting educator should STAY AWAY from this frustrating maze of lies and contradictions.

My advice to those idiots who call themselves ‘managers’ here, especially of the senior variety, is to learn how treat the faculty with the same respect that you lavish upon your precious darling students; you need to actually seek advice from the internationally experienced instructors that you constantly try to belittle and undermine. More importantly, put an end to the way that you bend over backwards to appease the cheating students, and stop employing your useless alumni, who have neither teaching nor professional experience, and display absolutely no interest in performing their jobs well.

Report Number 2 is ... coming SOON!