Saturday 21 April 2012

The 'Dr Evil' Popularity Poll - results, results!

The not-so-recent poll about Farid Ohan, Sharjah's very own 'Dr Evil', revealed that the aged cross-dressing windbag (that's him in the piccy!) does have a few supporters at HCT. However, when we say 'a few', we probably mean just 'few', instead. As in, erm ... just about 12%. The results below clearly speak for themselves, I suppose. From a rather poor turnout this time, with only 65 intrepid souls daring to risk their jobs by voting on their boss, more than 85% think he's some sort of evil bugger - which is absolutely right!

How Evil is Sharjah's 'Dr Evil' (Farid Ohan)?

Evil beyond words
28 (43%)
More evil than you think
19 (29%)
Just plain ol' evil
5 (7%)
Lucifer's toerag
5 (7%)
He's more of a sprite, actually
8 (12%)

Anyway, that's enough about him, the old gasbag. The next poll regards HCT's very own 'Philosopher Royal', the dynamic and exciting Sheikh Nahyan (HESN), whose mere words can send an HCT conference into an electrified frenzy of anticipation. However, what are His Excrecency's actual academic qualifications? Is he an intellectual giant, or more of a mental midget? Our readers are invited to 'place their bets' by ticking the relevant box alongside! 

Meanwhile, there have been a couple of recent popular additions to HCT's very own 'village stocks', namely punchinthefacebook.com. Just click on the name and give a pasting to another HCT Sharjah potentate, Lauralee Kilgour , who has attracted more than 17,000 admiring facial wallops, not to mention a handful of appropriate comments. There's also HCT Al Ain's Essam Hamdi, who appears to a good deal less unpopular, with fewer than 2,000 bruises on his smug little face. So, please pop over there and pay respects to a man that is, according to some accounts, 'a devil on the loose'! Maybe he's one of Fat Freddy's acolytes!!