Thursday 31 March 2011

Osimon of Taffghanistan

Watch this space for forthcoming news regarding the much-loathed sociopath Dr Simon Jones, aka 'SiJo' and 'Osimon Bin Jones'. You won't be disappointed!

CERT Boss in College Porn Scandal!

Reports have come in today concerning a management reprimand (but no dismissal) issued to Tricia McGurk, a CERT supervisor who has been caught performing in sex tapes sold on the internet.

The HCT employee has been reprimanded after homemade pornography - some of which was sold on the internet - was found on her college laptop. Her office computer was found to contain nine videos and 12 images of her engaging in sex acts with her husband, Phil, who previously worked at ADWC.

According to reliable sources, the hardcore content was just 'two clicks away' from being visible to all HCT students, the disciplinary panel was told. It was also revealed that some of the videos were for sale on a website under the title My Sexy Secretary’s Blow Jobs.

The computer had also been used to visit a website selling pornographic clips, where a further 80 graphic videos featuring Mrs McGurk were found. One colleague at CERT claimed: "It's absolutely disgusting - she's much too old for that sort of thing."